The Weather Channel has given us some interesting meteorological terms to describe the crazy weather we've witnessed in Maryland over the past few years.
First, there was the "Derecho" that hit us in late June 2012
Derecho:
a widespread, long lived, straight-line wind storm that is associated with a land-based, fast-moving band of sever thunderstorms. Derechos can carry hurricanic or tornadic force and can deliver torrential rains and perhaps flash floods as well as strong winds
My definition for derecho: a really, really bad thunderstorm with hurricane strength winds that
left us without power for days during some of the hottest days of the summer. The reason marriage counselors probably saw a spike in calls in early July.
Now there is "Polar Vortex"
Polar Vortex:
a large pocket of very cold air, typically the coldest air in the Northern hemisphere, which sits over the polar region during the winter season
Well, thanks to global warming, very cold air decided to visit Maryland for most of the month of January.
Let me give you my definition of Polar Vortex: frickin' freezin'
Here are five, among many, results of a Polar Vortex winter:
1. You will need an extra 10 minutes to get out the door (and since kids already tack on 15 minutes already, you might as well round up to about 30 minutes total) thanks to putting on a scarf, hat, hood over the hat, boots, making sure your pant legs are in or out of the boots depending on the look you want to achieve, gloves, making sure your gloves are tucked under your coat sleeves, then you realize the diaper bag is clear across the room and since your boots are covered in rock salt, you take them off to get the bag, then the gloves need to come off to put back on the boots... and then you need to do all of this with two kids that you are chasing around the house.
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| My crew about 95% ready to go |
2. Every car is the same color shade- rock salt gray
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| Just another day in the arctic |
3. High of 15 degrees?! I refused to take the kids out of the house when I first saw these frigid temps. By week two of them, I realized we would never get out of the house if I kept using the line "it's too cold to take the kids out". 8 degree mornings? No problem! We. will. get. out. of. the. house. before. we. drive. each other. crazy.
4. My car's MPG went from 20 to 14 due to excessive idling in my parking spot every time I want to leave the house. A few mornings I wasn't sure if the engine was going to turn over. Our next house (even if our next house is in a retirement community) WILL have a garage. No ifs, ands, or buts about that.
5. The brilliant invention of the heat pump is not so brilliant in a polar vortex. I didn't hear our heat click off until 11 AM one morning. Thankfully, we have budget billing for our electric bill or we might need to get a loan to pay our electric bill this month.
Please COMMENT (wait, what's that? I can leave a comment on here just like I can on Facebook? WOW!) on your favorite polar vortex inconvenience.
I remember wondering in the winter of 2011-2012 if we were ever going to see snow again. Remember that one, mid-Atlantic-ers?
I didn't bring my heavy winter coat out once. Today, the temperature went above freezing (mid 40's!!) and I was temped to put my window down in the car and jam out to a good driving tune. Seriously, I saw multiple cars with car windows half down today. All I know is we are going to be outside like no one's business when warm weather hits.
Whatever Phil must do on Sunday to predict Spring is right around the corner, he better do. I cannot take 6 more weeks of this nonsense. This polar vortex stuff is for the penguins. (I am stealing this line from Laura S's blog. it makes me chuckle)